Shithead of the day Feb 24, 2010
February 24th, 2010 by SmakyIf the elevator is crowded do not squeeze your fat ass into the elevator especially when you have 2 giant bags that you hit me with repeatedely while trying to get into the elevator. WAIT FOR THE NEXT ELEVATOR and why do you even have a gym bag, we all know you haven’t excersized in years!!!
shithead of the day Feb 23, 2010
February 23rd, 2010 by SmakyIf you can’t get your specifications right and also don’t communicate to us what you are trying to do so that we can advse you, don’t get bitchy when you don’t get what you want. I am not a psychic and if I was I would probably be sipping mojitos in the bahamas 
Lobster
February 22nd, 2010 by myst
Just too cute
Crazy girl?
February 16th, 2010 by MViolatorhttp://brianschofertheemotionlessengineer.blogspot.com/
Discuss.
Stupid drivers
February 16th, 2010 by mystSo on my way to get lunch today, (and fyi, I didn’t get the VC sandwich I wanted… stupid VCs and celebrating CNY on a Tuesday two days after the fact… ) I almost smashed into 3 vehicles.
As I pulled into the parking lot for the first sandwich shop, the car in front of me decides to stop randomly in the middle of the parking lot, and just sit there.
After leaving the parking lot, and driving by two other shops that were closed, I was getting ready to turn right to hop onto the expressway to get back to work. A minivan in front of me merges into my lane to turn right. Then all of a sudden decides to change its mind, signals left, and parks itself right in the middle of my lane.
And lastly, after finally getting onto the road heading back to work, a nice big rig decides that he missed his turn, starts out on the left lane, and swings wide right 2 lanes over, into my lane to make a turn. Luckily I was able to speed past him to avoid getting smashed, but goodness… WHAT A DAY TO GO BUY LUNCH!
Pres day / CNY / Valentines weekend
February 12th, 2010 by MViolatorWhat’s everyones plans? We got some dinner thing for Valentines but nothing major. I am definitely gonna enjoy the long weekend!
shithead(s) of the day February 12, 2010
February 12th, 2010 by SmakyPublic purse sending top Tories to Games
I’ve worked for the provincial government for 7 years with the last year and half as an employee and I must say all in all its been a pretty good experience and they’ve been pretty good to me.
But the link above just peevs me.
It wasn’t bad enough that due to running a deficit there are to be no bonuses this year and all non union employees are wage frozen for 2 years. I rolled with this as it could be worse still and its a fairly decent job. Then at the beginning of this year our pension contributions went up because the pension lost too much money when the markets tanked and they needed to build up their cash flow so thats less money for me every paycheck and I doubt that when the markets go back up they will reduce our pension contributions back down to last year’s levels.
Regardless, I rolled with all of this. but then last week they announced they had suspended our wellness and learning account which is a measly $500/year so we can get some new computer hardware, buy some books or even claim our home internet bills. Compared to the bonuses and raises that were suspended, $500/year is peanuts in the grand scheme things and at least it helps with employee morale as well as help with some of the bills and other small purchases. So this latest “cost cutting measure” was a pretty low kick in the nuts and after reading the article today that they are wasting a bunch of money so the higher ups can go to the Olympics on PRIVATE PLANES to drum up “business” and make “Alberta more visible”. I mean if they drum up business at these games do you think we’ll get our learning account back? Hell no not to even wonder about the bonuses and raises…
That is some utter bs and I can no longer bite my tongue on getting shafted here at work while crap like this happens…
They still need us peons to keep the various ministries running and to continue to deliver essential services to the rest of the province and they keep kicking us even though we’re already down on the floor, something seems pretty screwed around here, oh wait THATS ME and the rest of the cogs that keep the wheels turning…
I think I deserve a trip to the Olympics on a private plane too…..
Something tells me after voting for the Tories since I have been of electoral age and now seeing this bs, I might be switching my vote over to the new right wing conservative party thats been gathering quite a bit of steam lately. Hello WildRose party!!!
The Tories now seem so out of touch with the people…
So here we have the shithead(s) of the day…
caffeine
February 12th, 2010 by imode
No time for the good stuff today.
testing
February 11th, 2010 by SmakyTesting Blackberry wordpress AP 
shithead of the day February 11, 2010
February 11th, 2010 by Smakyif I didn’t know the answer to your question the first time, I’m still not going to know the answer the 2nd and 3rd time you ask the same questions 5 mins later. and saying “I’m just tryin my luck” when I call you on it makes you the shithead for February 11, 2010. Congratulations on your prestigious title!