Learn to drive!

October 20th, 2006

Normally I’m a pretty laid back driver. I can handle traffic. I will let people that signal merge in front of me. I typically don’t curse or scream at people that talk on the phone while they are driving. I’m normally pretty peachy, just cruising down the freeway listening to my music.

But this morning, I ran into the most retarded driver ever! It was 6:58. Yes, I’m counting the minutes.

I’m going 65 miles per hour on an on-ramp, merging from 1 freeway to another. I take a quick look to my left. Okay. All clear. I can speed up and get on the freeway without any problems. All of a sudden, out of no where, I see a pair of high beams flashing me. Some guy in a pickup truck wanted to pass! ON A FREAKING 1 LANE ON-RAMP!

Well I decided to speed up a tiny bit, since apparently going 65 wasn’t good enough for him. Then the guy decides to line up right behind me, tailgating me. Now that got me! I was going to dust him.

Then I failed! Yes… I couldn’t burn him. You might be going: WTH?

Yes! Apparently this moron decided that he would run me OFF the road, or into a wall. He puts his head in between my car and the divider, and starts riding the shoulder. He squooshes me to about 1″ away from the left divider and 3″ from his truck. The guy is now partially on the right shoulder and on 1/2 my lane. I let off the throttle to let him pass. As he’s driving past me, he’s honking like a mad man. I decided to piss him off, and I edged closer to him. The guy gets scared and nearly runs his truck off the road! He passes me, while sticking his finger out the window and cursing me out.

Then he decides to be a hero and cuts off 2 other people before taking his exit 1/2 a mile away from my death trap. Then he’s stuck at a red light. I’m sorry buddy, but you’re still going to be late to work. But while doing that, you almost had the privilege of buying 3 people brand new cars, as well as getting to be buried alive in your truck.

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One Response to “Learn to drive!”

  1. is2hyolee Says:
    October 23rd, 2006 at 7:19 am

    I’ve been in the same situation before a couple times. Actually, the same sorta scenario happened last wkend when, to many idiots on the road these days.

    - jamz

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